Dawn of the Geeks

Zarqawi was reported to have muttered something and tried to get off the stretcher he was on. It’s assumed he was trying to get away from the troops hauling his soon to be carcus away.

Everyone knows about near death experiences involving angles and the light. What people don’t realize though is that there are also stories about near death experiences where people were going to hell.

I imagine that while on the stretcher Zarqawi wasn’t trying to get away from the troops. He was more likely trying to get away from the demons hauling his God forsaken (literally) soul away. I’m sure some may be offended at this notion and would rather believe he’s up in heaven with 72 eternal virgins. Instead of being offended, those people should be more worried about where they’re going to end up.

Those aren’t 72 virgin humans or angels or anything pleasant. Those would be 72 virgin demons and I’m sure they’ll be glad to see those who continue on the same path as Zarqawi. Here’s a hint: any religion that promises sex in heaven as the great reward, rather than simply being with God, is highly suspicious. Especially if killing people is a way to get the reward.